i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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