There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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