is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
