found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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