Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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