Do you still have your period?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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