the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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