sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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