some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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