hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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