But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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