have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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