I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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