Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
