Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I could fuck to npr.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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