how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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