Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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