I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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