worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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