let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My cat gives me a boner
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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