Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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