But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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