Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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