I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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