do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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