Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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