Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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