so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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