spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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