Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
