im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
