I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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