apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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