He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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