I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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