Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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