Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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