I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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