I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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