I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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