so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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