I think im going to throw up on grandma
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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