question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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