where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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