So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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