The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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