Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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