dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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