I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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