i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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