we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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