you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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