we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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