Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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