i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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